When you're alone and there's a crowd all around you
And you need a friend
Down trou!
Stand on a table with your pants at your ankles
And you'll start a trend
Down trou!
Your loneliness will vanish in a flood of fellow feeling
And all around the bar room you will see the boys all peeling
Inhibitions laid bare -
Somehow all your cares will go
This is the way to meet people that you didn't know,
when you
Down trou!
Things will be great when you
Down trou!
Shock all the natives and
Down trou!
You'll perform better that way!
Gimme a dare, just say the word and I'm there;
It's all such evil fun:
Down trou!
I can't stand still, and I just can't wait until
We get our belts undone:
Down trou!
Oh, why do they condemn it in the older generation?
It's just as though they're suffering from moral constipation -
Man, it's no sin
Things swing as our pants reach our knees
With our bare legs hanging out just enjoying the breeze as we
Down trou!
Pub's closing, let 'er rip
Down trou!
Six o'clock sunset strip
Down trou!
Fresh air is good for your skin
Stop feeling shy, your inhibitions will fly
When you undo your belt
Down trou!
Even if you first need a flagon or two
To make your presence felt
Down trou!
And once you've made the opening all the others will be starting
Forget about the Charlies who in horror are departing
How can you refuse?
You just have to heed the call
And drop your tweeds to your ankles, stand backs to the wall and cry:
Down trou!
Take up the call and cry
Down trou!
Undo your belt and fly
Down trou!
. . . But pull them back on when you leave.
Things swing as our pants reach our knees
With our bare legs hanging out just enjoying the breeze as we
Down trou!
Pub's closing, let 'er rip
Down trou!
Six o'clock sunset strip
Down trou!
. . . But pull them back on when you leave.
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